Jesus Quintana

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis.
Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up. 

The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man. 

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click." 

The Dude: Jesus. 

Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. 


From: The Big Lebowski 
(1998)